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On behalf of everyone one of us within the Southern Four Wheel Drive Association, we would like to cordially wish each and every one of our Members and your families a very Merry Christmas and Happy Winter Holiday Season!
As our Jeep was a-jeeping Crawling rock and slinging mud, As our wheels were a-wheeling And singing Thud-Thud-Thud. As our Wrangler was a-wrangling And our Air bags were a-sway, We thought how awesome it would be If our Jeep were Santa’s Sleigh. So we called to the North Pole From our direct line. We spoke to Santa’s Engineer And told him what we had in mind! Genius! He exclaimed Let me run it by the Big Man! Santa loved the idea. He thought it was grand! The Elves began building With fenders and grill, Adding BFG Tires TERAFLEX Skid plates and all the RUGGED-RIDGE Frills. It was Red and It was shiny And it had HIGH BEAM-OFF ROAD lights. The Jeep had a 13 inch lift kit And it looked like it could take flight. But how would this Jeep Sleigh Lift up in the sky? It is unbeatable on ground But how can it fly? Christmas Eve came too soon And it still couldn’t fly. Santa’s Elves and Engineer Had big tears in their eyes. When what to their wondering Eyes did appear... But Santa with his toy bag And all his TOMS’s 4x4 jeep gear. He climbed into his Sleigh And said “Step aside!” The Jeep began flying ”Let the Big Man Ride!” As he locked in his WARN lockers And flew out of sight. Merry Christmas to all Echoed all through the night. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
— Modified Source; https://www.jk-forum.com/forums/anything-everything-22/jeep-christmas-poem-22307/